I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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