Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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