I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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