i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
