windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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