Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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