The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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