Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My pussy is not your playground.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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