I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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