He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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