She is in my trunk
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
