I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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