I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Come on in and take your pants off
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