My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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