maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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