We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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