Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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