I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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