I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
My breasts were aching with rage.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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