Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Is it because I queefed?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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