I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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