you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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