can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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