I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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