nut hugger
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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