So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
