these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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