Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You did what with his pubic hair?
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