i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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