My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
