Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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