if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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