At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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