The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
