yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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