He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I love you. Go after that dick
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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