i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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