the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You smell like stripper and shame
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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