my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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