she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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