I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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