i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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