I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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