hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
