your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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