The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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