But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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