So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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