so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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