Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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